Are You Even Snacking, or Just Settling?
Let’s talk about that sad little snack sitting in your pantry. The “healthy” one that tastes like cardboard. Or the “sweet treat” that crashes your blood sugar and your will to live. If that’s your...
Sugar-Free, But Still Sweet Enough to Ruin You
Let’s get one thing straight: Date Me isn’t here to be the boring sugar-free option sitting quietly on a health food shelf. We’re here to wreck your idea of what sweet can be — without ever touchin...
5 Unhinged Ways to Eat Date Me (And Yes, Straight From the Jar Is One of Them)
Let’s be honest: Date Me isn’t the kind of spread you politely portion. It’s the kind you meet once and start emotionally depending on. Whether you’re the type who plates your snacks like a food st...